~EraijaKapenta

taken from 's journal

The people to be interviewed:
-Mandible "mandy" Teef
-Professor Ethan Hemorrhage
-Koud
-Rauchen
-Demonio
-Lagi

Who or what are you?


Mandy:...well....ive been called a sexy devil..but i was described once as "two nuts in a jar".

Ethan:...im a professor of Anatomy....though i used to be a doctor...

Koud:I AM ONE AWSOME MUTHA....hey how come there ain't any drinks around here...im dieing for one

Rauchenh well im your average chain smoking vampire, along with koud and demonio here.

Demonio:...heheheh

Lagi: just your average grey skinned pointy eared sumthing <3


Whats your height?


Mandy: *shrug* seven foot six i think

Ethan: six foot two

Koud: five foot two, don't mock me or ill ****** you and **** your mother till she says *************.

Rauchen: six foot four....oh no, quick help me grab koud before he tries to jump out that window

Demonio:.....heheheheheheheh *licks lips*

Lagi: six foot darling <3


How old are you?


Mandy:....dunno...two?

Ethan: thirty-one, is this done yet?

Koud: ....uhm...lets see....carry the two...uhm ninty-seven.

Raucehn: one hundred and thirty-seven....what im not too old, demonio is over three hundred.

Demonio: heheheheheheheheheHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Lagi: twenty-two, don't let my beauty fool you <3


Are you a virgin?


Mandy:......in what terms...does rape count?

Ethan: who has time for women...but no...no im not

Koud: HELLS NAH, 5 women at the same time...though i was drunk...one might have been a dude.

Rauchen: no, no im not, end of that

Demonio:.....hehehehehehHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA *drools*

Lagi: heh what do you think <3


Whos your mate/spouse?


Mandy: ....none....

Ethan: don't be stupid, i don't have time for that

Koud: NONE, i don't need a ball and chain

Rauchen: none anymore

Demonio: hehehhahhhashhhahahhrh

Lagi: please darling, this grace on humanity does not need to be pegged down. <3


Do you have any kids?


Mandy...not that i know of...and they would have been on the news by now.

Ethan: never...little weasels

Koud: probley millions

Rauchen: none so far

Demonio: *licks lips*

Lagi: hmm...no i don't beleive so <3


Whats your favorite food?


Mandy: im not picky...ill eat anything...living or dead.

Ethan: tomato soup, quick and easy to eat

Koud: WINECOOLERS

Rauchen: meatloaf

Demonio:...hehehehehe...you

Lagi: passion fruit <3


Have you ever killed anyone?


Mandy: oh god...the memories

Ethan:...why...what have you heard

Koud: pffft duh vampire HELLO

Rauchen: Koud has a point

Demonio: heheheheheheheheh

Lagi: heavens no <3


Do you hate anyone?


Mandy:...not really hate...more like...dislike

Ethan: everyone

Koud: depends...are they willing to worship me

Rauchen: not really

Demonio: hehehehehehehehahHAHAHAHHAHAH

Lagi: no, i love them all <3


Do you love anyone?


Mandy:...yes...for lunch

Ethan: shut up...now

Koud: depends once again man

Rauchen: no not at the moment

Demonio: hHAHAHAHHAHHAHEHEHehehehehe

Lagi: everyone darling <3


What is your job?


Mandy: what job?

Ethan: I teach anatomy

Koud: HELL NO, WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?

Rauchen:...uhm nothing

Demonio: HAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHA

Lagi: gigolo...uhm i mean entertainer...and waiter on the side <3


What do you do to relax?


Mandy: run laps and clean my leg

Ethan: read

Koud: DRINK LUUUUULUUUUULUUUU

Rauchen: smoke

Demonio: eat hehehehehehehe

Lagi: heh, shooting range <3


Theres a person teasing you, what do you do?


Mandy: bite them...in the face

Ethan: ...call the police...i wouldn't harm them

Koud: beat them up duh

Rauchen: same as koud

Demonio: hehehehehehe

Lagi: point my pistol at them, they will run no doubt <3


What is your sexuality?


Mandy:...straight

Ethan: hetero

Koud: STRAIGHT

Rauchen: straight

Demonio: HUNGRY *attacks the interviewer*

Lagi: straight <3

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